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It’s literally QWOP ..but you’re a piece of bread.
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S O F T A N D W H E A T
"i dont know but im excited "
philip lester everybody
8:30
Phil: GAAHHHH!!! reaches to hug Dan.
Me: 😍😍😍
(๑╹ω╹๑ )
Is this long enough?
Yes or No
Hold on I’m not done
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I ᒍᑌᔕT ᗯᗩᑎᑎᗩ ᔕᗩY YOᑌ ᖇᗴᗩᑕᕼᗴᗪ Tᕼᗴ ᗴᑎᗪ ᔕO ᕼᗴᖇᗴᔕ YOᑌᖇ ᖇᗴᗯOᖇᗪ
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I really enjoy this
These are breadful puns
Not me leaving “I miss them” under every single video
I LOVE Phil’s shirt so much 🧡
D&P: this is the most frustrating game ever made
Getting over it: allow me to introduce myself
anyone chilling in 2020
11:00 I AM T O A S T
People watching this in 2021 crying because of The stream 😭
am i the only one who noticed phils bandaged finger?
s o f t a n d w h e a t
Phil sounding genuinely impressed while he freaks out over Dan playing a game about toast is the optimism I strive for in life
“Your commentary is the least helpful thing” its 2021 and that still makes me cry laughing
7:19 …..i dont wanna know what dan and phil get up to in the b(r)edroom😏😀
“Butter glutton” activates flashbacks to Louise and Dan’s video
take a shot every time dan describes this game with a superlative + "of my entire life "
The feeble feigned light extraorally back because mary worryingly roll from a cooing capricorn. alcoholic, wistful cauliflower
Ah yes, the three genders
Girl
Boy
B Ř Ə Ã Đ
This is a joke
(Except maybe for the bread part coz of that joke is enby peeps have lol)
R.I.P plate I didn’t forget you -2021
This was the cutest and most expressive that I've ever seen Dan's face.
I made a story about wheat being made into bread for a French project once lol , I hadn’t even watched this video yet. Nice to know I channeled the energy before I was in the fandom.
Phil was so invested in this game ahahah
Ah yes, return of the butter gluttons
161 videos down
Let us all be as happy and confident as Phil saying "we" did it when he in no way did it
I’ve got some bread to eat and I’m ready
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These guys are just as weird as the bread
Dan screaming "I AM TOAST!!!" cracked me. 😂😂😂😂👌🏼
they're so in sync in the beginning
“iN tHe CaT lItTaH” you sounded so english right there
“imagine you were born and you woke up and you’re a piece of bread and you’re trying to fling yourself into a toaster… that’s not much of a metaphor, that’s just what’s happening” thanks phil.